Grabbed a slice from the pizzeria next to my local bar with my last $2 in cash. Put the slice down on the bar and promptly spilled my Stoli Raspberry and 7 all over it. The bartender, to be funny, picked up the lime from the drink and squeezed it on top.
I still ate it.
Shoulda made the bar tender replace it! (In outrage) "The Stoli and 7up was fine, but the lime was just to far!!!" lmao
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