40 percent of all San Loco tacos are actually eaten this way

My friend and I stopped by San Loco to load up on guaco tacos after a heavy night of drinking. We bought about $27 dollars worth. Not suprisingly we didn't finish them all so I stuffed 2 into my oversized cargo pants pocket. The next morning I woke up hungover in my clothes, remembered the leftover taco in my pocket which by this point had been severly mashed during the night. It was body temperature warm, and slightly gross, but I didn't care. I needed something in my stomach.

I still ate it.

~Andy Pants