Sunday, September 20, 2009
You'd never get it out of the toaster in that shape, anyway
Monday, August 24, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Pan(cake)'s Labyrinth
I still ate it.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Fig-tastic
I still ate it.
Monday, August 10, 2009
They just washed these steps last week, I'm sure it's fine...
It's A Nail-Biter, Folks!
We still ate it.
~Donna D.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
We have a winner in the drunken-still-ate-it category, I think
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Umm, I don't think that's oregano...
Shoulda ordered a Jack n Coke
Grabbed a slice from the pizzeria next to my local bar with my last $2 in cash. Put the slice down on the bar and promptly spilled my Stoli Raspberry and 7 all over it. The bartender, to be funny, picked up the lime from the drink and squeezed it on top.
I still ate it.
Monday, August 3, 2009
40 percent of all San Loco tacos are actually eaten this way
It would've been rude to not eat at this meeting, you have to understand.
Go away kid, ya bug me...
I always woke up just long enough in the morning to give my 8-year-old son breakfast and get him on the school bus. One day he began complaining that there were ants in the cereal. I did not have my glasses on and insisted that there were not. Later in the week I had a bowl of the cereal and there was indeed a faint taste of ants—and the formic acid they exude, as the gardener next door explained.
I still ate it.
More sour cream, please...
Finally scored my friend’s famous 3-alarm chili recipe. My first time making it, I’m having trouble deciphering some of the handwriting but I think I’ve got it. Turns out I did have the jalapeno, Tabasco, and chili powder amounts right but those two tablespoons of cayenne I put in? Supposed to be teaspoons.
I still ate it.
So a-peel-ing
I still ate it.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Hands are the original forks
I still ate it.
How could you resist?
Perhaps a little moldy cheese on top?
I still ate it.
And then I ate the rest of the bag.
King Me
I still ate it.
-Sandy
Thursday, July 30, 2009
It's hard out here for a moth
I made pancakes fried in a pan caked with burnt suicidal moths over a campfire and flipped with a dirty hatchet because we forgot a spatula.
I still ate it.
~CB
Bam!
I brought pasta to work one day and wanted to put Parmesan cheese on it. I searched the depths of the refrigerator for a leftover delivery-pizza carton... Success! I found one in the darkest corner of one of the produce drawers. I dumped its contents on my pasta and mixed it all together, but was shocked at first bite when I realized it was actually garlic powder.
As my company doesn’t pay me too much and I was trying to be good by bringing my lunch that day... I still ate it. (And didn’t talk to anyone the rest of the day.)
~Jenny Lamb
New Year's Heave
Late bird gets the worms
Double dawg dare ya
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Feeling Sluggish
I still ate it.
~Z
Don't rain on my pancake
I still ate it.
That's Nuts!
I still ate it.
Now is that love?
Lo mein and behold
Last night I found week-old lo mein in my fridge. I tasted it; it was gross. I threw it in the garbage. Fast-forward three hours. I am stoned. I wander into the kitchen and remember the week-old lo mein nestled in the trash. I take it out and inspect it. Still gross. Grosser, even.
I still ate it.
~from garbagemouth
Might choke Artie...
I still ate it.
Then I dropped the chip I was going to use to scoop it off the puzzle onto the floor.
I still ate it.
Milk Mishap
I still ate it.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
I'll just pretend I didn't see that...
I still ate it.